A Whole Lot of Hotties

I’m so excited. There’s a big event this week and I’m not talking about the National Championship game between Florida and Oklahoma. I’m talking about the AVN Expo in Las Vegas, one of the biggest porn shows of the year. That means within a week, Flickr will be flooded with shots of pot-bellied middle-aged guys with their arms around porn hotties. Thank god for those guys. These are from phrog8v8r’s photos from last year.

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Zhang Ziyi showing some butt crack - The Beer Goggler

Britney Spears’ nips make their first apperance of 2009 - The Superficial

Annalynne McCord in a teeny bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Keeley Hazell is popping out of her top - Horny Oyster

Kelly Brook’s boobs need no introduction - Dirty Rotten Whore

Model Katarina Van Derham is an L.A. hottie. According to her Myspace profile, likes Bon Jovi, traveling, photography and  reading educational books. And she has a message to readers of this blog:  “And it doesnt mean that if you had a fucked up childehood that you can not be happy. Use the past as a fuel to get you where you really want to be. Stop crying over feeling like a victim of life. I belive that life is what you make it.” So there.

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Lisa Marie Scott is a prima ballerina - Uncoached

Kate Bosworth is mighty fine - Popoholic

File these legs under OMG! - Hollywood Tuna

This cheerleader is all boobs and hair - Bright Black Internet

You think Obama gets any of this? - Hottest Girls of Myspace

American model Cora Skinner in the Bastardly pretty much made our week, even if it was a repost from earlier in the year. There’s no better time to look back on the last year and remember how lucky we are to have beauties like this in the world.

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Alice Goodwin is a busty Brit - Uncoached

Katy Perry bustin’ out on New Year’s Eve - CelebIdiot

Vida Guerra has cleavage, too? - Celebrity Odor

Alessandra Ambrosio looks great walking away - Bastardly

Yes, they call her the pleasure machine - Horny Oyster

Alina is a Romanian for hottie - Manofest

Kate Beckinsale missed a few buttons - Celeb Parasite

Stacy Keibler’s awesome legs - Derek Hail

I always enjoy Luiz Machado Photo’s candid NYC street shots on flickr. This one taken during the summer has me looking longingly at the calendar. It’s just not the same seeing pics of hot women bundled up in long coats, hats and scarves.

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Kristin Cavallari struts her stuff in Miami Beach - Bastardly

Popoholic’s 50 hottest posts of 2008 - Popoholic

Lindsay Lohan’s frumpy black bikini - F-Listed

Jessica Alba’s ass, then and now - Liquid Generation

Jennifer Dark flashes her panties - The Beer Goggler

Two hotties with big boobs - Totally Crap

Sometimes you come across a pic and you just know that you’re done surfing for the day. This is the one. Go to to Holy Taco to see more of Penthouse Pet Sofia Webber.

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Start (or end) your day right - Daily POA

Sara Varone’s gi-normous boobs - Manofest

Lingerie Football League player Melany Lorenzo - Busted Coverage

Need to know more about the Lingerie Football League? It’s here - Coed

Paris Hilton on the rocks - Liquid Generation

Some designer’s wife shows her hot ass - Hollywood Tuna

Adriana Lima has me ver klempt - Celebslam

Gisele Bundchen is super sultry - Drunken Stepfather

This is just a wonderful photo. I love the composition and the colors. Oh yeah, and the model — she’s pretty freaking hot, too. These are from Pablo Lancaster-Jones Photo who apparently shot them for BetUs.com.

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If only Katy Perry sang as good as she looks - The Superficial

Ana Beatriz looking hot in Brasil Vogue - Flabber

Chelsy Davy has her prince - Celebslam

Brooke Burke rocking the white bikini - Camel Tap

Say hello to Jessica Alba’s lovely belly - IDLYITW

Monica Belluci topless - on 205th

I really hate those NSFW sites that try to infect your computer with viruses and malware. I think the operators of those sites should be tied up by their testicles and beat like a pinata. I found this hottie on one of those pages where you click on the thumbnail and it sends you to an endless loop of malicious porn sites. As a public service, I’ve cut out the middle man. If you’d like to see her NSFW (that means, don’t click these unless you want to see her naked), go here, here and here.

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These girls are knockouts - Bright Black Internet

Sofia Zamolo is why we dream - Gorilla Mask

Poolside with the tasty Celeste Star - The Beer Goggler

We’re rooting for the Cal cheerleaders - Busted Coverage

Elle Macpherson for old time’s sake - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan gets a hug from her gal pal - dlisted

Brazilian swimsuit model Suelyn Medeiros wanted to be a doctor. That was before she realized she could  bring a lot more joy and happiness to the world by pursuing a more noble career. After looking at the pics on her Myspace profile, you’ll agree with us that she made the right choice.

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Victoria Silvstedt needs to be fed - The Grumpiest

A British chick and her big cans - Web Sugar

If you were as hot as her, you’d be in Barbados, too - Bastardly

Assorted X-mas ho’s - Hottest Girls of Myspace

All I wanted for Christmas was Alessandra Ambrosio - Popoholic

I haven’t posted in awhile because, well, computer access is limited in the county jail. Yes, freedom — you don’t appreciate it until it gets taken away from you. I’m off with time served and good behavior and now I can get back to bringing you some pics of hot women, like this natural beauty from Florida. This is  Beautiflaw. Not sure where the “flaw” is because I can’t see any.

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You won’t find her on Santa’s “good” list - My Chill Pill

Holly Madison is hot even in B&W - Hollywood Tuna

Some hot girl on a motorcycle - Uncoached

Jodie Marsh is a supa freak - Celebrity Odor

Jessica Burciaga makes us happy - Dirty Rotten Whore

Gemma Atkinson has got to be one of the hottest ladies I’ve posted on this site. Okay, I’ve said that about a few women but, seriously, it doesn’t get much sexier than this. This picture is from her new swimsuit calendar. Luckily, the photos are posted on The Bastardly because pages in my calendar are all stuck together.

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These page three girls will sell you their undies - Hollywood Tuna

Kendra Wilkinson whores it up in Miami - Dirty Rotten Whore

Karolina is a lunchtime snack - Busted Coverage

Vanessa Minnillo is super sexy in a bikini - F-Listed

Blake Lively is hot, her bathing suit is not - Drunken Stepfather

Janet Jensen looks good from both sides - Gorilla Mask

Jessica Alba’s bikini pics get better - Egotastic!